I’ve come too far to risk all this good luck
i once told a woman “good luck” and it was taken as an insult. it was a little dramatic, but “good luck” can discredit good things such as hardworking achievement and talent.
(via argentosgoblin)
(via the-t-r-o-o-p-e-r)
(via brain-d-a-m-a-g-e)
[batman voice] TELL ME WHERE DID HE COME FROM? WHERE DID HE GO? WHERE DID YOU COME FROM, COTTON-EYED JOE?
(via ar0seforepona)
i didn’t know it was possible to trust someone this much
IS THAT A FUCKING RUBBER BAND JESUS CHRIST I COULD CRY
you know he dead
‘ok we’re gonna walk really slowly towards each other and never let go’
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
filed under ‘things I’ll say when I’m old’
BLESS THIS TEACHER HOLY SHIT
(via lonelymountainwanderer)
(via bed-stuy-super-cop)
