duckodeathreturns:

As requested by themasterplanner

smilingshroud:

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Eat that prawn.

Malcolm Tucker (via poisonsal)

Eat the fucking cheese, Nicholson!

Jamie McDonald (via poisonsal)
what’s that film that you love?

spoken-not-written:

jawngreenyoukiller:

howimetyoureffingmother:

favourite person in the world.

^

everybodyone

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majesticaljeff:

rednecktex:

huffy-lemon:

Favorite story posts part 1

That last one

My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

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this would be me if my  school burned down 

image

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richardrmitage:

frodo—baggins:

frodo—baggins:

-Tolkien-

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allofthebrucedickinson:

I showed my boyfriend the original picture and I said “don’t Dave and his wife look alike” and he replied with this and it took me a while to figure out what was different about it.

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brbimpoopin:

Florida.

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mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

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silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

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