As requested by themasterplanner.
Eat that prawn.
Eat the fucking cheese, Nicholson!
what’s that film that you love?
favourite person in the world.
Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer
this would be me if my school burned down
I showed my boyfriend the original picture and I said “don’t Dave and his wife look alike” and he replied with this and it took me a while to figure out what was different about it.
things said in majority of movies:
- "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
- "she’s not just some girl!"
- "I should have told you this a long time ago."
- "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
- "but I love him!!"
-“You’re giving up your dream!”
“No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”
"I knew your father. He was a good man."
*girl walks downstairs*
Guy: Wow… you look… great.
Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead